Anyway, we all wonder how zoos must prepare for terrible instances such as rhino escape, don't we? Don't we?! Maybe not, but I'm certainly glad I found out anyway.
Tokyo zoo staff did a rhino escape practice run with a massive paper mache rhino! I hope that this is a common thing amongst zoos, with a variety of animals, so perhaps I can put my paper mache animal skills to good use and forge a career in fake zoo emergencies.
I watched this video on mute whilst I was listening to 'Waterloo' by Abba. It was a match made in heaven.